Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.
| Directing | Mark Illsley | Director |
| Writing | Ed Stone | Screenplay |
| Writing | Mark Illsley | Screenplay |
| Writing | Phil Reeves | Screenplay |
| Production | Norman Buckley | Associate Producer |
| Production | Jason Clark | Executive Producer |
| Production | Glenn S. Gainor | Co-Producer |
| Production | Mark Illsley | Producer |
| Camera | Michael Leahy | Additional Photography |
| Production | Rick Montgomery | Producer |
| Production | Ed Stone | Producer |
| Sound | Peter Harris | Music |
| Camera | Bruce Douglas Johnson | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Norman Buckley | Editor |
| Production | Joe Garcia | Casting |
| Art | Maurin L. Scarlata | Production Design |
| Art | Tobey Bays | Art Direction |
| Art | Phoebe O'Connor | Set Decoration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Julia Schklair | Costume Design |
| Directing | Jody Spilkoman | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Crew | April Littlejohn | Stunts |
