Geoffrey Broughe, a schlubb with a bad haircut and a worse grasp on conflict avoidance techniques, attempts to give a statement to the police. It goes south.
| Directing | Jon Phillips | Director |
| Production | Jessica Farrell | Producer |
| Crew | Quinn Hester | Cinematography |
| Editing | Rob Due | Colorist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Casey Harris | Makeup & Hair |
| Writing | Jon Phillips | Writer |
