The infomercial consists of various students giving testimonies of their success, owing it to the school, literally named For-Profit Online University. The later half of the special introduces the threat of an evil rogue spambot named Howard, who was bribed with a large sum of ThoughtCoins, a digital currency used through the school, in an attempt to placate him.
| Writing | Sam West | Teleplay |
| Directing | Sam West | Director |
| Writing | Geoff Haggerty | Story |
| Writing | Dan E. Klein | Story |
| Writing | Matthew Klinman | Story |
| Writing | Michael Pielocik | Story |
| Writing | Chris Sartinsky | Story |
| Writing | Sam West | Story |
| Production | Becca Kinskey | Producer |
| Production | Jonathan Stern | Producer |
| Production | Geoff Haggerty | Executive Producer |
| Production | Becca Kinskey | Executive Producer |
| Production | Dan E. Klein | Executive Producer |
| Production | Matthew Klinman | Executive Producer |
| Production | Michael Pielocik | Executive Producer |
| Production | Chris Sartinsky | Executive Producer |
| Production | Jonathan Stern | Executive Producer |
| Production | Sam West | Executive Producer |
| Production | Franny Baldwin | Line Producer |
| Production | Melissa Warrenburg | Producer |
| Camera | Kevin Atkinson | Director of Photography |
| Art | Kevin Atkinson | Art Direction |
| Editing | Matthew Freund | Editor |
