The mostly true story of the legendary "worst director of all time", who, with the help of his strange friends, filmed countless B-movies without ever becoming famous or successful.
| Art | Cricket Rowland | Set Decoration |
| Directing | Tim Burton | Director |
| Sound | Howard Shore | Original Music Composer |
| Camera | Stefan Czapsky | Director of Photography |
| Production | Tim Burton | Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ve Neill | Makeup Artist |
| Production | Denise Di Novi | Producer |
| Editing | Chris Lebenzon | Editor |
| Art | Okowita | Art Direction |
| Art | Tom Duffield | Production Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Colleen Atwood | Costume Design |
| Writing | Scott Alexander | Screenplay |
| Writing | Larry Karaszewski | Screenplay |
| Production | Victoria Thomas | Casting |
| Production | Michael Lehmann | Executive Producer |
| Production | Michael Flynn | Producer |
| Crew | Howard Jensen | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Crew | Kevin Pike | Special Effects |
| Crew | Paul Marco | Thanks |
| Production | Michael Polaire | Unit Production Manager |
| Crew | Kathy Wood | Thanks |
| Crew | John Branagan | Stunt Coordinator |
| Directing | Janna Stern | Script Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Carrie Angland | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Rick Baker | Makeup Designer |
| Sound | Ellen Segal | Music Editor |
| Sound | John Nutt | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Yolanda Toussieng | Key Hair Stylist |
| Visual Effects | Paul Boyington | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Bridget Cook | Hairstylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Matt Rose | Makeup Artist |
| Camera | Philippe Carr-Forster | Camera Operator |
| Costume & Make-Up | Lucia Mace | Hairstylist |
| Crew | Tim Abbatoye | Transportation Co-Captain |
| Production | Liz Matthews | Location Manager |
| Crew | David Gaines | Post Production Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Michelle Skoby | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Crew | Anthony G. Schmidt | Stunts |
| Crew | Hal Lary | Transportation Captain |
| Visual Effects | Kent Burton | Animation |
| Costume & Make-Up | Philip Maldonado | Set Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Kenn Smiley | Costume Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Nancy McArdle | Costume Supervisor |
| Sound | Brian Ruberg | ADR Mixer |
| Sound | Mildred Iatrou | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Sound | Lisa Chino | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Sound | Michael Semanick | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Production | Bill Dance | Extras Casting |
| Sound | Scott Levitin | Dialogue Editor |
| Directing | Mike Topoozian | First Assistant Director |
| Sound | Patrick Dodd | Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | David Franklin Bergad | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Sound | David Parker | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Ernie Fosselius | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Paul J. Zydel | ADR Mixer |
| Sound | Margie O'Malley | Foley Artist |
| Sound | Rich Schirmer | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Joan E. Chapman | Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | Jennifer Myers | Foley Artist |
| Directing | Gregory Kent Simmons | Second Assistant Director |
| Sound | Samuel H. Hinckley | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Edward Tise | Production Sound Mixer |
| Art | Emily Ferry | Property Master |
| Sound | Jeff Courtie | ADR Mixer |
| Sound | Richard Duarte | Foley Recording Engineer |
| Sound | Richard Quinn | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Sound | Linda Lew | Foley Recording Engineer |
| Writing | Rudolph Grey | Book |
| Crew | Joni Avery | Stunts |
| Costume & Make-Up | James Leonard | Makeup Artist |
| Crew | Bobby Burns | Stunts |
