Noel ventures into a sprawling department store in search of a jumper but instead finds a surreal commercialist nightmare.
| Writing | Zach Viney | Writer |
| Sound | Christina Booth | Sound |
| Art | Zach Viney | Production Design |
| Sound | Aliza Schetzer | Music |
| Editing | El Demiri | Editor |
| Production | Louis Vahl | Producer |
| Directing | Timothy Sanford | Assistant Director |
| Directing | Jack Jordan | Director |
| Camera | Alec Tanner | Director of Photography |
| Camera | El Demiri | First Assistant Camera |
| Production | Chaii Ki Chapman | Production Assistant |
| Art | Chaii Ki Chapman | Set Decoration |
| Art | Sophie Blanch | Set Decoration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Freya Wilkinson | Makeup & Hair |
| Visual Effects | El Demiri | Visual Effects |