This Pete Smith Specialty shows newsreel footage events that live up to the title. They include, among others, a diaper derby (the father who puts a diaper on his child fastest wins), a fireman's ball (two teams of fire fighters use high-pressure water hoses to move a large ball to score goals), and a basket race (men run a footrace while balancing a "tower" of ten baskets on their heads).
| Writing | Joe Ansen | Writer |
| Writing | Don Brodie | Writer |
| Production | Pete Smith | Producer |
| Editing | Joseph Dietrick | Editor |