Philomena Cunk is on a festive mission to track down the true meaning of Christmas, and find out exactly what it wants. It's an insightful documentary which takes her on a journey from pagan winter festivals and the nativity story, via 'Sir Charles Dickings', all the way up to today's obsession with Santa. Along the way Philomena will be grilling a variety of experts, trying to expose the truth about Christmas, such as why people still put up with 'brussels sprouts'.
| Directing | Lorry Powles | Director |
| Writing | Joel Morris | Writer |
| Writing | Charlie Brooker | Writer |
| Writing | Jason Hazeley | Writer |
| Production | Annabel Jones | Executive Producer |
| Production | Alison Marlow | Producer |
