Andy Van Allen, former hero of a cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy recieves an ususual offer - the Children of Castor fan club organising a cruise around the Greek islands with him as the prinicipal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.
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| Writing | Peter Baynham | Writer |
| Writing | Tim Firth | Writer |
| Directing | Declan Lowney | Director |
| Writing | Michael Marshall Smith | Writer |
| Production | Steve Coogan | Executive Producer |
| Production | Tim Firth | Associate Producer |
| Production | Henry Normal | Executive Producer |
| Production | Alison MacPhail | Producer |
| Sound | Corrie Fraser | Music |
| Sound | Mykael S. Riley | Music |
| Crew | Francis De Groote | Cinematography |
| Editing | Chris Dickens | Editor |
