Thing 1 and Thing 2, a set of bodyguards hired off of Dougs-list show down with Jeb, a megalomaniacal hitman who has a past with Thing 1, over an elusive mason jar holding a vital liquid that could change the course of humanity forever.
| Directing | Wesley A. Clark | Director |
| Production | Ethan G. Jocis | Producer |
| Writing | Amelia Kluckhohn | Writer |
| Directing | Brian Troy Parker Jr. | Script Supervisor |
| Writing | Devin Snow | Writers' Assistant |
| Writing | Wesley A. Clark | Story |
| Writing | Ethan G. Jocis | Story |
| Editing | Wesley A. Clark | Editor |
| Crew | Wesley A. Clark | Cinematography |
| Editing | Ethan G. Jocis | Editorial Consultant |
