A self-obsessed saleswoman working at a makeup pyramid scheme impregnates herself with an anonymous donor in the hope of closing a sale.
| Production | Andrew Battat | Producer |
| Writing | Andrew Battat | Writer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Andrew Battat | Costume Designer |
| Directing | Drew Muxlow | Director |
| Production | Analisa Burns | Associate Producer |
| Production | Robi Chatterje | Producer |
| Production | Jackson Gravagno | Associate Producer |
| Production | Christina Hilliard | Producer |
| Production | Cam Lovley | Associate Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Cam Lovley | Costume Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Cam Lovley | Makeup & Hair |
| Art | Cam Lovley | Production Design |
| Writing | Drew Muxlow | Writer |
| Production | Drew Muxlow | Producer |
| Editing | Drew Muxlow | Editor |
| Production | Macy Muxlow | Producer |
| Sound | Mitchell Vincent Marinaro | Music |
| Crew | Keelan Carothers | Cinematography |
| Art | Kelly Muxlow | Art Direction |
| Directing | Antonio Avella | Assistant Director |
| Sound | Daniel Perez | Sound Mixer |
| Sound | Mike Tran | Sound Editor |
| Camera | June Bernardin | Key Grip |
| Lighting | Christopher Boulos | Gaffer |
| Camera | Tyler Neufeld | Second Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Michael Stinnett | Assistant Camera |
| Visual Effects | Eagan Tilghman | Animation |
| Editing | Nathan Girard | Colorist |
| Art | Alex Thomas | Art Designer |