Professors Vrooshka and Crump decide to visit an archaeological site to study the artifacts there. Lo and behold, it's right next to a caravan site where all manner of people are staying. With a randy Major owning the site, a snobbish mother, and the two professors' constant innuendos, the film ends with a sinking caravan site and a striptease performance as a replacement for the cabaret night.
| Writing | Dave Freeman | Writer |
| Directing | Gerald Thomas | Director |
| Editing | Alfred Roome | Editor |
| Production | Peter Rogers | Producer |
| Sound | Eric Rogers | Music |
| Crew | Ernest Steward | Cinematography |
| Costume & Make-Up | Courtenay Elliott | Costume Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Stella Rivers | Hairdresser |
| Costume & Make-Up | Geoffrey Rodway | Makeup Artist |
| Directing | David Bracknell | Assistant Director |
| Directing | Terry Pearce | Second Assistant Director |
| Production | Roy Goddard | Production Manager |
| Art | Charles Bishop | Set Dresser |
| Sound | Ken Barker | Sound Recordist |
| Sound | Danny Daniel | Sound Recordist |
| Camera | Neil Binney | Camera Operator |
