A secret of turning flesh into glass breaks down ____'s reality when she trips in the BBQ Salon, busting rusting immortal goop onto the faces of herself, Movie Star, and Character Name. Blasts party murder of self inflicting wads of death are in the agenda after a green amulet confusion, forever, until the wood chipper reveals the dusty trick. But who are these men with Gartan Galtar and why do they dance so preciously?
| Directing | Kasper Meltedhair | Director |
| Writing | Kasper Meltedhair | Writer |
| Production | Brewce Longo | Producer |
| Production | Brewce Longo | Executive Producer |
| Production | Michael DiFrancesco | Executive Producer |
| Production | X Menzak | Co-Producer |
| Production | Charles Smith | Co-Producer |
| Camera | Michael DiFrancesco | Director of Photography |
| Directing | Michael DiFrancesco | Assistant Director |
| Lighting | X Menzak | Lighting Design |
| Lighting | Charles Smith | Lighting Design |
| Lighting | Sean Carlisi | Lighting Design |
| Camera | X Menzak | Assistant Camera |
| Sound | Charles Smith | Sound |
| Costume & Make-Up | Elise Brady | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Kasper Meltedhair | Makeup Artist |
| Crew | Mason Roberts | Special Effects |
| Crew | Kasper Meltedhair | Special Effects |
| Art | Elise Brady | Props |
| Art | Kasper Meltedhair | Art Direction |
| Art | Kasper Meltedhair | Set Designer |
| Editing | Kasper Meltedhair | Editor |
| Editing | Andy Heck Boyd | Editor |
| Editing | Brewce Longo | Editor |
| Editing | Michael DiFrancesco | Editor |