Imagine a mix of Repo Man, Oliver! and Pinocchio and you're on the road to grasping the tone of this bizarre Estonian take on Aleksey Nikolayevich Tolstoy's character Buratino, a wooden boy (or boyus woodenus, as the doctors in the film refer to him). Buratino's virginal mother wishes upon a star for a son and is immediately answered by what can only be called a rape-splinter. The woman gives birth almost immediately to her little wooden Buratino.
| Directing | Rasmus Merivoo | Director |
| Writing | Kristin Kalamees | Writer |
| Writing | Rasmus Merivoo | Writer |
| Production | Mati Sepping | Producer |
| Production | Tiina Lokk | Producer |
| Production | Dmitri Kabanovski | Producer |
| Production | Sergei Kabanovski | Producer |
| Camera | Aleksandr Korneev | Director of Photography |
| Writing | Aleksei Tolstoy | Novel |
| Sound | Rainer Jancis | Music |
| Editing | Maarek Toompere | Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Irina Vais | Costume Design |
| Directing | Helen Vinogradov | Second Assistant Director |
| Sound | Michael Nasonkin | Sound |
| Art | Natalya Kochergina | Production Design |
| Art | Vjatšeslav Dorin | Set Decoration |
| Sound | Arcady Noskov | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Sergey Figner | Foley Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jekaterina Meshijeva | Makeup Artist |
| Crew | Aleksey Trofimov | Stunts |
| Crew | Filipp Shkolnik | Stunts |
| Crew | Vassili Trofimov | Stunts |
| Crew | Dmitriy Bogomolov | Stunts |
| Crew | Sergei Aleksejev | Stunts |
| Crew | Jan Krinski | Stunts |
| Crew | Zarina Mošnakova | Stunts |
| Directing | Denis Jegorov | First Assistant Director |
| Camera | Ivan Kulagin | Second Unit Director of Photography |
| Production | Viktoria Badajeva | Casting |
| Production | Kristin Kalamees | Casting |
| Crew | Anna Gorodko | Choreographer |
| Sound | Igor Terekhov | Sound Designer |
| Sound | Koit Pärna | Sound Designer |
| Art | Ljudmila Veselova | Production Design |
| Art | Ksenia Kiseljova | Property Master |
| Visual Effects | Heiki Luts | Visual Effects |
| Visual Effects | Marko Post | Visual Effects |
| Visual Effects | Andres Kluge | Visual Effects |
| Visual Effects | Carlos Santos Silva | Visual Effects |
| Visual Effects | Henno Luts | Visual Effects |
| Visual Effects | Lauri Tuulik | Visual Effects |
| Visual Effects | Raino Mardo | Visual Effects |
| Writing | Aleksandr Leontjev | Lyricist |
| Writing | Villu Kangur | Lyricist |
| Crew | Aleksandr Kudryavtsev | Special Effects |
| Crew | Konstantin Žarov | Special Effects |
| Lighting | Pavel Stepanov | Gaffer |
| Lighting | Ivan Arhipov | Gaffer |
| Lighting | Igor Pankevitš | Gaffer |
| Lighting | Ilja Tšerednik | Gaffer |
| Lighting | Aleksandr Rota | Gaffer |
| Camera | Marina Levashova | Still Photographer |