A mockumentary revealing the classic con of a narcissistic founder of a for-profit educational institution. The faceless camera crew reveals the inner workings of Birdsock Academy, whose motto, "Excellentia in Mediocritia," exemplifies the abilities of Malcom T. Birdsock to capitalize on his own terminal incompetence. Birdsock surrounds himself with a small team of educators willing to pass on the baton of mediocrity to graduating students able to successfully blend into mainstreams of middling standards and expectations.
| Directing | James Sharpe | Director |
| Writing | James Sharpe | Story |
| Writing | Breanna Epperson | Writer |
| Writing | Georgia Vinson | Writer |
| Production | Randy Blades | Executive Producer |
| Crew | Jeffrey Nichols | Cinematography |
| Editing | Hanna Lett | Editor |
| Art | Randy Blades | Production Design |
| Art | John Davis | Set Decoration |
| Directing | Adrian Langston | Second Assistant Director |
| Directing | Grayson Singleton | First Assistant Director |
| Art | Meghan Brightwell | Assistant Art Director |
| Art | Carmen Johnson | Art Department Assistant |
| Art | Leslie Pearce | Property Master |
| Sound | Robert Brandsma | Boom Operator |
| Sound | Robert Brandsma | Sound Mixer |
| Sound | William Duke | Boom Operator |
| Camera | Tucker Barnett | Grip |
| Camera | Emma Bishop | Second Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Brandon Bordeaux | Camera Operator |
| Crew | Garrett Cantrell | Drone Operator |
| Camera | Garrett Cantrell | First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Martin Collier | Grip |
| Camera | Kaya Hall | Grip |
| Camera | William Jackson | Grip |
| Lighting | Leslie Pearce | Assistant Gaffer |
| Camera | Timothy Phillips | Grip |
| Camera | Merrick Rector | Grip |
| Camera | Kelcy Williams | Camera Operator |
| Lighting | Caleb Woods | Gaffer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Samantha Jimenez | Wardrobe Assistant |
| Production | Skyllar Mears | Location Manager |
| Crew | Lora Spivey | Thanks |