Bernard is annoyed and flabbergasted at being called the black sheep of the family for nothing more than his lifestyle choices and drinking habits. Not happy with being labelled a boozer and a liability he is seizing this moment to unload his outrage on anyone who will listen, if it takes him all day.
| Directing | Paul Flannery | Director |
| Production | Haydn Secker | Producer |
| Production | Steve Boot | Co-Producer |
| Production | Amy O' Hara | Executive Producer |
| Editing | Martin Kelly | Editor |
| Camera | Martin Kelly | Director of Photography |
| Art | Cherrie Taylor | Production Design |
| Sound | Fred Kint | Sound Designer |
| Sound | The Slow Show | Music |