Ray McMichael is a part time coffee shop employee and part time filmmaker who teams up with film festival darling Weston Craig to make the greatest independent film ever. Through their struggles, they encounter agents, starlets, lesbians, porn stars, extraterrestrials and an enigmatic auteur named Dagmar Geech.
| Directing | Leigh Scott | Director |
| Writing | Leigh Scott | Screenplay |
| Writing | Dan O'Donahue | Screenplay |
| Production | Chris Denk | Line Producer |
| Production | Chris Hardwick | Co-Producer |
| Production | Eva Loseth | Co-Producer |
| Production | Brett Merryman | Executive Producer |
| Production | Shannon Murphy | Associate Producer |
| Production | James Nicolay | Executive Producer |
| Production | Dan O'Donahue | Co-Producer |
| Production | Jayna Schlegel | Producer |
| Production | Leigh Scott | Producer |
| Production | Eric Stauffer | Executive Producer |
| Sound | Christopher Lennertz | Music |
| Crew | Billy Beaird | Cinematography |
| Editing | Leigh Scott | Editor |
| Editing | Eric Stauffer | Editor |
| Production | Lisa Peterson | Casting Director |
| Art | Erica Switzer | Production Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Robin Glaser | Key Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Laura Knight | Assistant Makeup Artist |
| Sound | Harrison Boomer | Boom Operator |
| Sound | Reginald Bryant | Sound Mixer |
| Sound | Paul Hurtubise | Sound Mixer |
| Camera | Al Ambrosio | Grip |
| Lighting | Tommy Carey | Gaffer |
| Camera | Colin Crane | First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Ryan Kirk | Dolly Grip |
| Camera | Christian Krieger | Camera Intern |
| Lighting | Jason McClain | Electrician |
| Camera | Jake Warga | Second Assistant Camera |
| Production | William Clark Coit III | Location Manager |
| Crew | Tim Wynn | Additional Music |
| Production | Christian Krieger | Production Assistant |
| Production | Mike Magnuson | Production Assistant |
| Production | Karri Miles | Production Assistant |