Toby Morris enters hospital to remove a cyst from his hand. He wakes up to find not only has the cyst been removed but he's been given a vasectomy.
| Directing | John D. Lamond | Director |
| Writing | Alan Hopgood | Writer |
| Production | John D. Lamond | Producer |
| Production | Michael Hirsh | Producer |
| Sound | Brian May | Music |
| Crew | Ross Berryman | Cinematography |
| Directing | Ross Hamilton | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Euan Keddie | Second Assistant Director |
| Directing | Stuart Wood | Third Assistant Director |