The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture!
| Camera | Shawn Maurer | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Peck Prior | Editor |
| Production | Jason Friedberg | Producer |
| Production | Arnon Milchan | Executive Producer |
| Art | William A. Elliott | Production Design |
| Production | Peter Safran | Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Frank Helmer | Costume Design |
| Production | Aaron Seltzer | Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Mirela Rupic | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Production | Eyde Belasco | Casting |
| Production | Ilana McAllistor | Production Accountant |
| Art | Eva Anna Andry | Set Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Paul Corricelli | Key Costumer |
| Production | Marlene Marks | Payroll Accountant |
| Art | Teresa Visinare | Set Decoration |
| Art | Leslie Milligan | Set Designer |
| Art | Noel Rideout | Set Dresser |
| Sound | Ruby C. Haupt | Boom Operator |
| Directing | Jody Blose | Script Supervisor |
| Lighting | Chris Leidholdt | Rigging Grip |
| Costume & Make-Up | Mary Matthews | Costume Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Samantha M. Capps | Makeup Artist |
| Production | Charlie Brown | Location Assistant |
| Art | Jeff B. Adams Jr. | Set Designer |
| Sound | Jojo Villanueva | Music Supervisor |
| Art | Michael Calabrese | Leadman |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ned Neidhardt | Key Makeup Artist |
| Directing | Greg Guzik | Second Assistant Director |
| Production | Jen Wall | Production Supervisor |
| Art | William Ladd Skinner | Art Direction |
| Sound | Jeffrey Haupt | Sound Mixer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Douglas Noe | Makeup Department Head |
| Costume & Make-Up | Roxanne Ferguson | Key Hair Stylist |
| Art | Gus Coto | Set Dresser |
| Art | Dan Sweetman | Storyboard Artist |
| Camera | Doug Hyun | Still Photographer |
| Production | W. Mark McNair | Unit Production Manager |
| Crew | Keith Adams | Stunt Coordinator |
| Crew | Larz Anderson | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Production | Hal Olofsson | Co-Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Darren Patnode | On Set Dresser |
| Lighting | Jeremy Launais | Gaffer |
| Production | Kathy Chambless Oliver | Production Coordinator |
| Crew | Kenny Delbert | Cableman |
| Production | Annie Poirier | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Crew | Stacy Walker | Choreographer |
| Production | W. Mark McNair | Co-Producer |
| Directing | Hal Olofsson | First Assistant Director |
| Art | Jason Perlander | Set Dresser |
| Costume & Make-Up | Gary J. Perticone | Hair Department Head |
| Sound | Dave Jordan | Music Supervisor |
| Art | Owl Martin Dwyer | Set Dresser |
| Camera | Darwin Montana Browne | Key Grip |
| Art | Jeff Passanante | Construction Coordinator |
| Camera | Danny Brazen | Best Boy Grip |
| Art | Edward L. Turk | Construction Foreman |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ann Walters | Key Set Costumer |
| Directing | Aaron Seltzer | Director |
| Directing | Jason Friedberg | Director |
| Writing | Jason Friedberg | Writer |
| Writing | Aaron Seltzer | Writer |
| Sound | Christopher Lennertz | Original Music Composer |
| Crew | Helena Barrett | Stunt Double |
| Crew | Nicole Randall | Stunt Double |
| Crew | Sandra Lee Gimpel | Stunts |
| Crew | Dane Farwell | Stunt Double |
