In this mockumentary, Kevin Smith plays himself covering the story of a New Zealand town after the discovery that a local shellfish, the geoduck (pronounced "gooey duck") has the properties of Viagra.
| Directing | Michael Hurst | Director |
| Writing | Stephen Sinclair | Writer |
| Production | Fiona Copland | Executive Producer |
| Camera | Dale Elena McCready | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Nicola Smith | Editor |
| Directing | Robyn Grace | Second Assistant Director |
| Sound | Jason Smith | Music |