Curmudgeonly author Giles De'Ath, a widower with a marked distaste for modern popular culture, attempts to buy a ticket for a film adaptation of an E.M. Forster novel, but instead finds himself watching a tacky teen sex comedy. Yet when the beautiful Ronnie Bostock appears on the movie screen, Giles finds himself caught in a whirlwind of unanswered questions about both his own sexuality and his place in late 20th-century society.
| Writing | Gilbert Adair | Novel |
| Writing | Richard Kwietniowski | Writer |
| Directing | Richard Kwietniowski | Director |
| Editing | Susan Shipton | Editor |
| Camera | Oliver Curtis | Director of Photography |
| Camera | Sophie Baker | Still Photographer |
| Camera | Christopher Reardon | Still Photographer |
| Production | Steve Clark-Hall | Producer |
| Production | Brian Donovan | Associate Producer |
| Production | Christopher Zimmer | Producer |
| Sound | Richard Grassby-Lewis | Original Music Composer |
| Sound | The Insects | Original Music Composer |
| Production | Jon Comerford | Casting |
| Production | Kate Day | Casting |
| Art | David McHenry | Production Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Martha Curry | Costume Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Andrea Galer | Costume Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Cathy O'Connell | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Norma Richard | Hairstylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | C.J. Wills | Assistant Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Kim Ross | Assistant Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Tory Wright | Makeup Designer |
