Joe (Matthew Modine) is a thinker in a world that doesn't tolerate analytical thinking. His wife, boss, and friends threaten to divorce, fire, and abandon him if he doesn't stop thinking so much. Luckily, Joe discovers "Thinkers Anonymous" where he learns that "we need those special people from television news and especially our government to tell us how to think. They know what's best for us, and the world."
| Writing | Matthew Modine | Writer |
| Production | Adam Mcclelland | Producer |
| Directing | Matthew Modine | Director |
| Production | Matthew Modine | Producer |
| Editing | Terence Ziegler | Editor |