For decades, next-door neighbors and former friends John and Max have feuded, trading insults and wicked pranks. When an attractive widow moves in nearby, their bad blood erupts into a high-stakes rivalry full of naughty jokes and adolescent hijinks. Will this love triangle destroy the two old grumps? Or will the geriatric odd couple overcome their differences and rediscover their friendship?
| Sound | Alan Silvestri | Original Music Composer |
| Art | Mark Haack | Art Direction |
| Art | Clay A. Griffith | Set Decoration |
| Crew | Ray Lykins | Stunts |
| Sound | Ellen Heuer | Foley |
| Sound | William Ross | Orchestrator |
| Production | Dan Kolsrud | Executive Producer |
| Production | Dan Kolsrud | Unit Production Manager |
| Sound | Christopher Assells | Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | Mark P. Stoeckinger | Supervising Sound Effects Editor |
| Crew | Peter Albiez | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Writing | Mark Steven Johnson | Screenplay |
| Production | Mark Steven Johnson | Producer |
| Directing | Donald Petrie | Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | Keith G. Lewis | Costume Supervisor |
| Production | Sharon Howard-Field | Casting |
| Costume & Make-Up | Rick Sharp | Key Makeup Artist |
| Art | Wayne Fitzgerald | Title Designer |
| Editing | Steve Schoenberg | Associate Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Lisa Jensen | Costume Design |
| Camera | Johnny E. Jensen | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Bonnie Koehler | Editor |
| Production | Richard C. Berman | Producer |
| Art | Chris Gibbin | Leadman |
| Costume & Make-Up | Linda Melazzo | Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Linda Rizzuto | Hairstylist |
| Sound | Rick Canelli | ADR & Dubbing |
| Visual Effects | Greg C. Jensen | Special Effects Supervisor |
| Crew | Ernie F. Orsatti | Stunt Coordinator |
| Crew | Spiro Razatos | Stunts |
| Art | David Chapman | Production Design |
| Production | John Davis | Producer |
| Crew | Bill McIntosh | Stunts |
| Costume & Make-Up | Hala Bahmet | Key Costumer |
| Art | Douglas Dick | Construction Coordinator |
| Sound | Wayne Heitman | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Directing | Susan Bierbaum | Script Supervisor |
| Sound | Kevin Bartnof | Foley |
| Sound | Victor Ray Ennis | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Sound | Mike Szakmeister | Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | Randy Kelley | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Kenneth Karman | Supervising Music Editor |
| Camera | Ron Phillips | Still Photographer |
| Sound | Robert J. Litt | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Elliot Tyson | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Crew | Michael Singer | Unit Publicist |
| Camera | Dick Colean | Camera Operator |
| Sound | Chris Hogan | Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | Jessica Gallavan | ADR Supervisor |
| Sound | Vic Radulich | Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | Dennis S. Sands | Scoring Mixer |
| Lighting | Tim Marshall | Rigging Gaffer |
| Sound | Tom E. Dahl | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Editing | Dale E. Grahn | Color Timer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Elizabeth Shelton | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Art | Jack E. Pelissier Jr. | Assistant Art Director |
| Lighting | Pat Blymyer | Chief Lighting Technician |
| Sound | Andrew Silver | Music Editor |
| Sound | Linda Folk | ADR Editor |
| Camera | Jimmy E. Jensen | First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Chris Fisher | First Assistant Camera |
| Costume & Make-Up | Linda De Andrea | Hairstylist |
| Sound | Rick Hart | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | David Behle | Sound Recordist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Trina Mrnak | Key Costumer |
| Camera | Richard Moran | Key Grip |
| Sound | Patrick N. Sellers | Foley Editor |
| Art | Jim Zemansky | Property Master |
| Directing | Douglas E. Wise | First Assistant Director |
| Editing | Adam C. Frank | First Assistant Editor |
| Lighting | Patrick Marshall | Chief Lighting Technician |
| Production | Kim Bodner | Production Accountant |
| Sound | Tom Boyd | Musician |
| Editing | Donah Bassett | Negative Cutter |
| Sound | Mark Steinbeck | Boom Operator |
| Editing | Trudy Yee | Assistant Editor |
| Sound | Eric Gotthelf | Foley Editor |
| Sound | Russell C. Fager | Production Sound Mixer |
| Production | Dave Halls | Location Manager |
| Production | Darlene K. Chan | Associate Producer |
| Production | Kathy Sarreal | Associate Producer |
| Directing | Molly Muir | Second Assistant Director |
| Directing | Randy Suhr | First Assistant Director |
| Production | Aryn Chapman | Researcher |
| Art | Blaine Marcou | Construction Foreman |
| Art | Jerry Swift | Assistant Property Master |
| Sound | Cybele O'Brien | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Sound | Thomas J. O'Connell | ADR & Dubbing |
| Sound | Kim Waugh | Additional Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Crew | Keane Bonath | Special Effects |
| Crew | Shelly Hawkos | Special Effects |
| Lighting | Hugh Langtry | Best Boy Electrician |
| Crew | Rosalie Seifert | Second Unit |
| Production | Cat Thompson | Location Manager |
| Production | Lisa D. Menke | Administration |
| Production | Susan Montgomery | Production Accountant |
| Production | Peter L. Mullin | Administration |
| Production | Gregory J. Niska | Administration |
| Production | Tom Sann | Administration |
