A California-based photographer with horrible hair and a Sylvester the Cat tattoo on his ever-present upper arm is obsessed with finding the perfect alabaster-skinned queen for his camera work. However, once he finds his perfect specimen he is in for a surprise, as both he and his attractive neighbor search for the answer to Eve's secret.
| Directing | Troy Miller | Director |
| Sound | Bruce Edwards | Music |
| Production | Annabella Hersh | Producer |
| Camera | Lex Lynne Smith | Director of Photography |
| Editing | H.R. Macrae | Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Lisa Tatum | Costume Design |
| Art | Nicole L. Gray | Production Design |
| Art | Nicole L. Gray | Art Direction |
| Production | Shelli Anderson | Line Producer |
| Directing | Laura Jean Bransky | Script Supervisor |
| Crew | Eric S. Jacobson | Legal Services |
