Timmy Lea and his brother-in-law Sidney Noggett are working as entertainment officers at Funfrall, a typical British holiday camp. The staff are lazy and inefficient, preferring to laze by the pool rather than organise activities for the holiday campers. A new owner, Mr. Whitemonk, an ex-prison officer, takes over the camp and is determined to install discipline into the staff. He is on the verge of dismissing Timmy and Sidney; however, Sidney's suggestion of organising a beauty contest changes his mind.
| Writing | Christopher Wood | Writer |
| Directing | Norman Cohen | Director |
| Sound | Ed Welch | Music |
| Camera | Ken Hodges | Director of Photography |
| Production | Greg Smith | Producer |
| Editing | Geoffrey Foot | Editor |
| Production | Michael Klinger | Executive Producer |
| Production | Frank Bevis | Production Supervisor |
| Art | Harry Pottle | Production Design |
| Directing | Bill Westley | First Assistant Director |
| Camera | Brian Elvin | Camera Operator |
| Sound | Tony Lenny | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Dennis Whitlock | Sound Recordist |
| Sound | Bill Rowe | Sound Mixer |
| Editing | Bryan Tilling | Assistant Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Eddie Knight | Makeup Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Daphne Martin | Hair Supervisor |
| Lighting | Steve Birtles | Gaffer |
| Art | Fred Gunning | Construction Manager |
| Costume & Make-Up | Joyce Stoneman | Wardrobe Master |
| Directing | Marjorie Lavelly | Continuity |
| Production | Valerie Chamberlain | Production Assistant |
| Crew | Chris Nixon | Unit Publicist |
| Camera | Joe Pearce | Still Photographer |
| Production | Weston Drury Jr. | Casting Director |
| Directing | Chris Carreras | Second Assistant Director |
| Sound | Roy Lafbery | Dialogue Editor |
| Production | Brian Harris | Production Accountant |
| Production | Christine Hoy | Production Secretary |
| Sound | Ed Welch | Original Music Composer |
| Sound | Ed Welch | Conductor |
