An anthology featuring the worst shorts you have ever seen. Shorts featured are The Pizza Who Rapes People 1-3, Cocksucker the Movie, Ungabunga, and The Fantastical Banana Spider Hero Boy.
| Directing | Tom Martino | Director |
| Writing | Tom Martino | Writer |
| Writing | Tom Martino | Story |
| Production | Tom Martino | Executive Producer |
| Production | David Roy | Producer |
| Camera | David Roy | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Tom Martino | Editor |
| Editing | Danny McCarty | Editor |
| Editing | David Roy | Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Tom Martino | Makeup Department Head |
| Sound | Danny McCarty | Sound Editor |
| Visual Effects | Danny McCarty | Visual Effects |
| Visual Effects | Danny McCarty | Animation Director |
| Directing | Matt Rogers | Director |
| Writing | Matt Rogers | Writer |