When the Jade Empress steals the world's largest diamonds, super heroes Bikini Avenger and Thong Girl must stop her before she uses the gems to build a dangerous sci-fi weapon.
| Camera | Andrew Gibson | Director of Photography |
| Directing | Dean McKendrick | Director |
| Production | Dan Golden | Producer |
| Editing | Dean McKendrick | Editor |
| Production | Alan B. Bursteen | Executive Producer |
| Production | Amber Milone | Production Coordinator |
| Costume & Make-Up | Brite Holland | Costume Designer |
| Writing | Dean McKendrick | Writer |
| Art | Nora Elise Tuxford | Production Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Thomas Willeford | Costume Design |
| Crew | Erika Jordan | Fight Choreographer |
| Sound | Anthony Francis | Sound Supervisor |
| Lighting | David A. Hoffman | Gaffer |
