Ray McMichael is a part time coffee shop employee and part time filmmaker who teams up with film festival darling Weston Craig to make the greatest independent film ever. Through their struggles, they encounter agents, starlets, lesbians, porn stars, extraterrestrials and an enigmatic auteur named Dagmar Geech.
| Writing | Leigh Scott | Screenplay |
| Directing | Leigh Scott | Director |
| Writing | Dan O'Donahue | Screenplay |
| Production | James Nicolay | Executive Producer |
| Production | Eric Stauffer | Executive Producer |
| Sound | Christopher Lennertz | Music |
| Crew | Billy Beaird | Cinematography |
| Production | Chris Hardwick | Co-Producer |
| Camera | Al Ambrosio | Grip |
| Editing | Leigh Scott | Editor |
| Production | Chris Denk | Line Producer |
| Production | Jayna Schlegel | Producer |
| Sound | Paul Hurtubise | Sound Mixer |
| Editing | Eric Stauffer | Editor |
| Production | Lisa Peterson | Casting Director |
| Lighting | Tommy Carey | Gaffer |
| Production | Eva Loseth | Co-Producer |
| Crew | Tim Wynn | Additional Music |
| Camera | Colin Crane | First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Christian Krieger | Camera Intern |
| Lighting | Jason McClain | Electrician |
| Camera | Jake Warga | Second Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Ryan Kirk | Dolly Grip |
| Production | Brett Merryman | Executive Producer |
| Production | Shannon Murphy | Associate Producer |
| Production | William Clark Coit III | Location Manager |
| Costume & Make-Up | Laura Knight | Assistant Makeup Artist |
| Sound | Reginald Bryant | Sound Mixer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Robin Glaser | Key Makeup Artist |
| Production | Mike Magnuson | Production Assistant |
| Production | Leigh Scott | Producer |
| Sound | Harrison Boomer | Boom Operator |
| Production | Christian Krieger | Production Assistant |
| Production | Karri Miles | Production Assistant |
| Production | Dan O'Donahue | Co-Producer |
| Art | Erica Switzer | Production Design |