Filmmaker Alan Smithee finds himself the unwilling puppet of a potentially bad big budget action film, for which he proceeds to steal the reels, and leaves the cast and crew in a frenzy.
| Directing | Alan Smithee | Director |
| Writing | Joe Eszterhas | Writer |
| Directing | Arthur Hiller | Director |
| Production | Nancy Foy | Casting |
| Sound | Gary G-Wiz | Original Music Composer |
| Sound | Chuck D | Original Music Composer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Laura Bauer | Costume Designer |
| Editing | L. James Langlois | Editor |
| Production | David L. Snyder | Production Designer |
| Camera | Reynaldo Villalobos | Director of Photography |
| Production | Michael R. Sloan | Associate Producer |
| Production | Fred C. Caruso | Co-Producer |
| Production | Andrew G. Vajna | Executive Producer |
| Production | Ben Myron | Producer |
| Production | Fred C. Caruso | Unit Production Manager |
| Production | Robert Rothbard | Unit Production Manager |
| Directing | Newt Arnold | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Robin R. Oliver | Second Assistant Director |
| Crew | Mark De Alessandro | Stunt Coordinator |
| Art | Melanie J. Baker | Art Direction |
| Art | Claudette Didul | Set Decoration |
| Art | John P. Goldsmith | Set Designer |
| Production | Kate Amer | Production Coordinator |
| Production | Dennis Griesmer | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Production | Cristin L. Cornett | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Directing | Jeanne Byrd | Script Supervisor |
| Directing | Jay Guerra | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Editing | Scott Inbody | Assistant Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ashlee Peterson | Key Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Deborah Ann Piper | Key Hair Stylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Canny Langer | Hairstylist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Heather Priest | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Julie Glick | Costume Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ann Foley | Key Costumer |
| Art | David L. Snyder | Production Design |
