Alvin is your average guy, except for the fact women find him irresistible and chase him everywhere. He tries to avoid them and get psychiatric help but gets used by the psychiatrists as a gigolo to treat other patients instead.
| Directing | Tim Burstall | Director |
| Writing | Alan Hopgood | Writer |
| Crew | Ian Cook | Stunts |
| Crew | Tony Sprague | Stunts |
| Crew | Graham Mathrick | Stunts |
| Crew | Ray Williams | Stunts |
| Crew | David Millard | Stunts |
| Crew | Bill Kenny | Stunts |
| Production | Alan Finney | Associate Producer |
| Production | Leslie Binns | Production Designer |
| Production | Hal McElroy | Production Manager |
| Directing | Hal McElroy | First Assistant Director |
| Crew | Tony Holtham | Stunts |
| Production | Tim Burstall | Producer |
| Production | Robin Copping | Producer |
| Sound | Brian Cadd | Music |
| Crew | Robin Copping | Cinematography |
| Editing | Edward McQueen-Mason | Editor |
| Art | Neil Angwin | Art Direction |
| Costume & Make-Up | Lois Hohenfels | Makeup & Hair |
| Production | Pom Oliver | Unit Manager |
| Directing | Roy Bissell | Second Assistant Director |
| Sound | Peter Fenton | Sound Mixer |
| Sound | John Phillips | Sound Recordist |
| Sound | Phil Stirling | Boom Operator |
| Lighting | Tony Tegg | Gaffer |
| Camera | Joel Witherden | Key Grip |
| Camera | Jack Endacott | Clapper Loader |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jon Finlayson | Wardrobe Coordinator |
