Nine short stories based on the true experiences of London Underground passengers: "Mr. Cool" (Amy Jenkins, dir.); "Horny" (Stephen Hopkins); "Grasshopper" (Menhaj Huda); "My Father the Liar" (Bob Hoskins); "Bone" (Ewan McGregor); "Mouth" (Armando Iannucci); "A Bird in the Hand" (Jude Law); "Rosebud" (Gaby Dellal); "Steal Away" (Charles McDougall)
| Directing | Menhaj Huda | Director |
| Directing | Jude Law | Director |
| Directing | Ewan McGregor | Director |
| Directing | Charles McDougall | Director |
| Directing | Stephen Hopkins | Director |
| Directing | Bob Hoskins | Director |
| Directing | Gaby Dellal | Director |
| Directing | Armando Iannucci | Director |
| Directing | Amy Jenkins | Director |
| Production | Jill Robertson | Producer |
| Production | Richard Jobson | Producer |
| Production | Tony Thompson | Co-Producer |
| Camera | Sue Gibson | Director of Photography |
| Camera | David Johnson | Director of Photography |
| Camera | Brian Tufano | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Niven Howie | Editor |
| Editing | Liz Green | Editor |
| Art | Eve Mavrakis | Production Design |
| Production | Chris Wheeldon | Line Producer |
| Production | Sarah Crowe | Casting Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | Verity Hawkes | Costume Designer |
| Sound | Jim Greenhorn | Sound Mixer |
| Sound | Simon Hayes | Sound Mixer |
| Production | Suza Horvat | Associate Producer |
| Writing | Amy Jenkins | Writer |
| Writing | Stephen Hopkins | Writer |
| Writing | Harsha Patel | Writer |
| Writing | Paul Fraser | Writer |
| Writing | Mark Greig | Writer |
| Writing | Armando Iannucci | Writer |
| Writing | Ed Allen II | Writer |
| Writing | Gaby Dellal | Writer |
| Writing | Atalanta Goulandris | Writer |
| Writing | Nick Perry | Writer |
| Directing | Cliff Lanning | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Tony Fernandes | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Kevin Westley | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Dan John | Second Assistant Director |
| Directing | Simon Downes | Second Assistant Director |
| Directing | Lee Tailor | Third Assistant Director |
| Directing | Ryan Green | Third Assistant Director |
| Production | Dee Gregson | Location Manager |
| Production | Johnny Ludlow | Unit Manager |
| Production | Christian McWilliams | Location Manager |
| Directing | Cathy Doubleday | Script Supervisor |
| Crew | Heather Storr | Additional Script Supervisor |
| Crew | Pauline Harlow | Additional Script Supervisor |
| Production | Sasha Harris | Production Coordinator |
| Camera | Pete Cavacuiti | Steadicam Operator |
| Camera | Stuart Howell | Steadicam Operator |
| Camera | Jan Pester | Steadicam Operator |
| Camera | Xandy Sahla | Steadicam Operator |
| Camera | Clive Pittman | Focus Puller |
| Camera | Mary Kyte | Focus Puller |
| Camera | Stuart Barrell | Clapper Loader |
| Camera | Steve Scammell | Clapper Loader |
| Camera | Adrian McCarthy | Grip |
| Camera | Jim Crowther | Grip |
| Camera | Andy J. Kendall | Grip |
| Camera | Qaiser Asim | Camera Trainee |
| Camera | Joshua Lee | Camera Trainee |
| Sound | Jerome McCann | Boom Operator |
| Sound | Arthur Turner | Boom Operator |
| Art | Martin Nolan | Art Direction |
| Art | Richard Bullock | Assistant Art Director |
| Art | Fanny Taylor | Set Buyer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Francesca Crowder | Makeup & Hair |
| Costume & Make-Up | Amanda Knight | Makeup & Hair |
| Costume & Make-Up | Clare Le Vesconte | Makeup & Hair Assistant |
| Costume & Make-Up | Lisa Tomblin | Makeup & Hair Assistant |
| Costume & Make-Up | Sharon Gilham | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Tanya Haughton | Costume Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Emma Naughten | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Nicki Varney | Wardrobe Assistant |
| Costume & Make-Up | Faith Thomas | Wardrobe Assistant |
| Crew | Tom Delmar | Stunt Coordinator |
| Crew | Paul Heasman | Stunts |
| Camera | Liam Daniel | Still Photographer |
| Camera | Jaap Buitendijk | Still Photographer |
| Crew | Alistair Hopkins | Post Production Supervisor |
| Production | Sarah Hinch | Post Production Coordinator |
| Editing | Mark Harris | First Assistant Editor |
| Editing | Matt Reed | Assistant Editor |
| Sound | Stuart Wilson | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sound | Danny Hambrook | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sound | Dave McGrath | ADR Recordist |
| Sound | Graeme Stoten | ADR Recordist |
| Sound | Adam Laschinger | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Sound | Jens Christensen | Foley Recordist |
| Sound | Jens Christensen | Foley Editor |
| Sound | John Fewell | Foley Artist |
| Sound | Julie Ankerson | Foley Artist |
| Sound | Lionel Selwyn | Foley Artist |
| Sound | Keith Tunney | ADR Editor |
| Sound | Nicola Fletcher | Music Supervisor |
| Art | Simon Giles | Title Designer |
| Crew | Alan Church | Digital Effects Supervisor |
| Visual Effects | Matthew Twyford | Compositing Artist |
| Visual Effects | Sally Clayton | Compositing Artist |
| Visual Effects | Dave Sewell | Compositing Artist |
| Visual Effects | John Trussler | Compositing Artist |
| Crew | David Beavis | Special Effects |
| Sound | Mark Hinton Stewart | Original Music Composer |
| Sound | Simon Boswell | Original Music Composer |
| Sound | Keith Atack | Original Music Composer |
