The Crypt Movie Trailer

1 MovieBob August 21st, 2009 :
This “film” is a pretentious and boring pile of trash. For you filmmakers out there, there are absolutely NO wide shots. What that means is that McMahon has no sense of what widening a scope means. Most of the movie is in a crypt, as the title suggests, that has some nice sets but we are there WAAAAAAY too long doing nothing. Just like the characters. The audience is in the crypt, bored out of their minds with the “actors,” and that is where the big problem hits. There is no story. None whatsoever. I don’t want to spoil it for anyone who plans on seeing this pile but narrative elements go nowhere. Coupled with the fact that we are in the low-budget sets for so long that the flaws in the construction are readily apparent. And, if that is the best performance McMahon can pull out of his actors he should either try casting real performers or, if they were real performers, just quit as a director. I want my money back.