In New York City, detective Luigi Mackeroni investigates a string of mysterious penile mutilations at the Hotel Quickie. After Mackeroni attempts to have a tryst with a gigolo he meets in the lobby, a carniverous condom bites off his right testicle and flees, which sets the detective off on a quest to stop the predatory prophylactic once and for all.
| Directing | Martin Walz | Director |
| Writing | Ralf König | Novel |
| Writing | Ralf König | Screenplay |
| Writing | Martin Walz | Screenplay |
| Writing | Mario Kramp | Screenplay |
| Production | Erwin C. Dietrich | Executive Producer |
| Production | Ralph S. Dietrich | Producer |
| Production | Harald Reichebner | Producer |
| Sound | Emil Viklický | Original Music Composer |
| Editing | Simone Klier | Editor |
| Production | Erwin C. Dietrich | Producer |
| Production | Karin G. Dietrich | Co-Producer |
| Production | Michael Stricker | Line Producer |
| Sound | Emil Viklický | Music |
| Crew | Alexander Honisch | Cinematography |
| Art | Agi Ariunsaichan Dawaachu | Production Design |
| Art | Philipp Hübner | Production Design |
| Art | Philipp Hübner | Art Direction |
| Costume & Make-Up | Anja Niehaus | Costume Design |
| Production | Genevieve Lohman | Production Manager |
| Directing | Lysanne Thibodeau | Second Assistant Director |
| Directing | Johannes von Gwinner | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Directing | Arndt Wiegering | First Assistant Director |
| Art | Matthias Heine | Set Designer |
| Art | Alexander Hübner | Set Dresser |
| Crew | Moormann Max | Carpenter |
| Art | Christian Petersen | Property Master |
| Sound | Rodney Glenn | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sound | Jochen Hergersberg | Sound |
| Sound | Kirsten Kunhardt | Dialogue Editor |
| Sound | Oswald Schwander | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Martin Steyer | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Crew | Jörg Buttgereit | Special Effects |
| Crew | Armin Sauer | Stunt Coordinator |
| Camera | Will Arnot | Steadicam Operator |
| Lighting | Richard Audino | Gaffer |
| Camera | James J. Ferris | Grip |
| Lighting | Ali Olcay Gözkaya | Gaffer |
| Camera | Torsten Hauer | Key Grip |
| Camera | Daniel Koppelkamm | Steadicam Operator |
| Lighting | Christoph Nickel | Electrician |
| Camera | Marcus Schlicht | Assistant Camera |
| Costume & Make-Up | Karin Teske | Wardrobe Master |
| Crew | H. R. Giger | Creative Consultant |
