Richie and Eddie are in charge of the worst hotel in the UK, Guest House Paradiso, neighbouring a nuclear power plant. The illegal immigrant chef has fled and all the guests have gone. But when a famous Italian filmstar, Gina Carbonara, who is in hiding from a fiance she doesn't want to marry, arrives at the hotel, things get very interesting!
| Production | Phil McIntyre | Producer |
| Writing | Rik Mayall | Screenplay |
| Sound | Colin Towns | Original Music Composer |
| Directing | Adrian Edmondson | Director |
| Writing | Adrian Edmondson | Writer |
| Production | Helen Parker | Executive Producer |
| Production | Marc Samuelson | Executive Producer |
| Production | Peter Samuelson | Executive Producer |
| Production | Shellie Smith | Line Producer |
| Production | Lucy Ansbro | Executive Producer |
| Crew | Alan Almond | Cinematography |
| Editing | Sean Barton | Editor |
| Production | Lucy Boulting | Casting |
| Crew | Greg Powell | Stunts |
